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Hey, I'm Hoylecake. I'm also known as zeitgeist, reverse alley, and koolkidz112 online. I make weird stuff, and this website is one of them.

I'm a teenager who likes to sit in front of screens and type unreadable computer code.

A lot of the stuff I do involves utilizing my nervous system, making music, writing programs, and procrastinating.

I hope you can find what you're looking for here. There's a plethora of interesting stuff to be found to the left.

This website is a part of JAUP (Just Another Useless Page)! Click here to learn more.

hells gates weekly forecast

My Site-ID deck (more or less)

Here are my cards n stuff. I can give you mine, if you want. > Get your own <

(note to self: dont make your internet persona for a month or two be something you'll only be temporarily interested in... my melody probably doesnt look good on a cave story fan's website)



These are my buttons. Please use the ones on the left, as they are the most recent,

however regardless of which you use please do not hotlink, and instead save the button to your website's dashboard and link it from there instead.

A new button is in the works to fit with the website's mostly new mostly theme.

Also, depending on the mood of your website or it's color scheme you may want to use the right one. (I'd prefer if you did)

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